Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
