Fast Food

Fast Food jokes

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.