Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
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why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
