Fast Food jokes
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.