Fast Food

Fast Food jokes

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

    "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?

    It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

    Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

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  • Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

    Teacher replied, "I don't know."

    Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"