u look like burger
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
