Fast Food jokes
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Pizza Hut.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."