Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
"Mitchnite burger."
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
