Fashion jokes
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Memes
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
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