Fashion jokes
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Memes
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.