Fashion jokes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.