Fashion jokes
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Suck!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Cardi B has very long nails.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Jeans! (DYM 98)
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.