If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Fashion Jokes
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Buccellati
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
