Fashion jokes
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"