Fashion jokes
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Memes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Jeans! (DYM 98)
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?