Fashion jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Emo people totally suck!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.