Fashion jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Emo people totally suck!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.