Fashion jokes
Buccellati
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Her (DYM 121).
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Pants!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
When the drip is sus.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!