Fashion jokes
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Buccellati
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Her (DYM 121).
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Pants!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)