Fashion jokes
Buccellati
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Pants!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Her (DYM 121).
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
When the drip is sus.