Fashion

Fashion Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Emo

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Earring

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. πŸ™„πŸ™„ 😁😁😁🀣

Eyebrow

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Tuxedo

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Kind

What kind of knickers is the best?

Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.