Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Her (DYM 121).
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Pants!
When the drip is sus.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
