Fashion jokes
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Buccellati
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Pants!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Her (DYM 121).
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)