Fashion jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Addison in bra.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.