Fashion jokes
Buccellati
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Pants!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Her (DYM 121).
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?