Fashion jokes
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Buccellati
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Her (DYM 121).
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Pants!
When the drip is sus.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?