Fashion

Fashion Jokes

Shrek

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Hairline

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Bra

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Shirt

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

Girl

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Ring

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Scar

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Kid

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

Emo

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.