Fashion jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Wears pink.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.