Fashion jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Wears pink.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Memes
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.