Fashion jokes
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Wears pink.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I'm emo, by the way.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.