"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
