Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Far
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
