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How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
you.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.