Mama

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Printer

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

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  • Hippie

    Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

    Cop

    A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

    He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    "I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

    The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

    And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

    Giraffe

    Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

    Because its head is so far away from its body.