Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
