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The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.

Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.

"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."

The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.

"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?