Famous

Famous jokes

Song

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

Clothing

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Girl

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Spy

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

House

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Name

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Kid

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Orphan

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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  • NASA

    If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

    Parachute

    There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

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  • Jesus

    "Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

    Fan

    Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

    A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

    Sun

    Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

    Sorry for posting this!