Famous Jokes

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an

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If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding

I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain

I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family

What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?

Beatrix Potter

Orphan finds genie

Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich

Genie: of course

Orphan:my second wish is to be famous

Genie:done

Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead

If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous

There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"