Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"
what is Africa's most famous sport?
the hunger games.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
