Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
Why was the orphan so famous? Because when they asked him go big or go ho.e he only had one option.
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones