Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
