Famous

Famous Jokes

Hitler

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Jimmy Savile

    I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

    Priest

    On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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  • Lie

    What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    Vodka

    A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"

    Michael Jackson

    What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

    Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Word

    Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."