Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
