Glory

Glory Jokes

Dick

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Priest

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

Glory Hole

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Prostitution

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Blowjob

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Brojob

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

Vegetarian

Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

Priest

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Glory Hole

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Blowjob

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

Masturbation

What is anonymous šŸ¤” oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a šŸ•³ glory hole inside a šŸ“– adult book store

Brojob

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

Roman Catholic

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

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  • Priest

    Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

    So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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  • Death

    Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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  • Blow job

    What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

    If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. šŸ’øšŸ˜

    Glory Hole

    How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

    Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

    Bill

    Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

    When God gives you glory, you give it back.

    Glory Hole

    Me be straight and bored.

    Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.

    Out up spending the rest of the night there.

    About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.

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