People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Did you hear about the famous pickle? He was a big dill!
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why was the orphan so famous? Because when they asked him go big or go ho.e he only had one option.
