Famous jokes

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

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The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.