Famous jokes

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."