My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Family Jokes
Ur dad is mad.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What can orphans not do in school?
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
