Family jokes
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Memes
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
My son.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.