Family jokes
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Memes
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Your mum!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Ur dad is mad.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!