What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
