Family jokes

Is your dad a magician?

Because he magically disappeared.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Stop the orphan jokes!

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Stop, orphan joke!

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."

My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒