Family jokes
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Your family in a nutshell.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.