Family jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I am the orphan joke.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.