Family jokes

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Stop, orphan joke!

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!