Family jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
so true lol
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Mommy kisses my butt.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"