Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Father's Day is a dad joke.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Mom!
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
