Family jokes
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Father's Day is a dad joke.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.