Family jokes
Your mom gay.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.