Family jokes

Did you adopt your dog?

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Mommy kisses my butt.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"