Family jokes
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Look what my sister did to me
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Did you adopt your dog?
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.