Family jokes
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Memes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.