Family jokes
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Just ask your dad.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.