Family jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Memes
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.