Family jokes
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬