Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Memes
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.