Family jokes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.