Family jokes

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

Roger.

(Roger who?)

Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

Why does an orphan commit a crime?

Because it wants to be wanted.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"