Family jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
It’s so cold make it stop
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Your dad is gone.