Family jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Memes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."