Family jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?