Family jokes

Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

If I adopt a child, is it mine?

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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Why can't orphans get a home run?

Because they have no home to run to.

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

They never reached home.

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!