Family jokes
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!