Family jokes
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.