Family jokes
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
I sleek the truth to my mom...
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Your nan's gay.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!