Family jokes
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Your mum's foreheads.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Memes
my son
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.