Family jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Memes
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.