Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Mom! (DYM 7)
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
