Family jokes
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Memes
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The thing my mom birthed.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."