Family jokes

The thing my mom birthed.

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Yo mama joke.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.