Family jokes
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.