Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Memes
WJE iceberg
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.