Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Family Jokes
Mom!
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
