Family jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.