Family jokes
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Memes
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.