What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Listen here, lil' buddy. So, an apple gets picked from a tree, right? But an orphan, well, they don't have parents to "pick" them, if you catch my drift. It's dark, see, because it's playin' on the sad situation of orphans. You probably think that's funnier than it really is, you knucklehead.