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Cookie Memes

Oven

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The image shows text that reads, "Me: 'I feel like I'm forgetting about something.' The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:" followed by a picture of a deformed and burnt gingerbread-like creature.

Cum

A package of Oreos is shown with the text "All cum OWO" written on the label. The standard text "Oreo" has been replaced by "OWO". Below that is written "What's this!" and an arrow is pointing to the cookies.

Christmas

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

News

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Test

It's true though

The image shows a math quiz with the question: 'Matt has 5 cookies. Alli eats 3 of the cookies. How old is Alli?' The text above the quiz reads 'Teacher: the test isn't that confusing.' and 'The test:'. The quiz is labeled 'MATH QUIZ'.

Lemonade

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERB COOKIE!

A cartoon drawing of Herb Cookie with leaf hair, brown eyes and a small smile, holding a brown watering can.

Milk

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

Email

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Sale

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Dog

OFF

A black labrador covers the eyes of a white dog. The text says "HIM? NO, HE DOESN'T WANT A COOKIE. HE SAYS I CAN HAVE TWO."

Oven

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$A photo shows a gingerbread-man-like creature with a disturbing expression and a bow tie. The text above says, "Me: \"I feel like I'm forgetting about something.\" The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:".$

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

A series of small drawings show the character Hornet from Hollow Knight in different situations. She is saying "SHAW!!!" in one. Another says "To Shaw... or not to Shaw..." Another has the text "This isn't a cookie...!" A text bubble says "No fingies". One drawing shows two Hornets stacked on top of each other. Another has the text "No voice to cry suffering." One has her sitting in a treasure chest, saying "SCHLURP." In the last, Hornet is standing in front of a taller character, with text saying "Kids, where did my Geo go? ...Are you even listening?"

Tin

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a blue tin of butter cookies with several cookies visible through a cutout. The bottom left panel shows the inside of the same tin with a few, mostly unwrapped candies and some other stuff. The top right panel shows a man with large, anime-style eyes looking happy and smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with large, anime-style eyes and tears coming down from the bottom. The product of Denmark is visible on the cookie tin.

Butter

The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.

Funeral

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Username

Baby

A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."

Grandma

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Snack

A package of 'Mom's Spaghetti' Oreos, with a picture of Eminem on it. The text above reads 'If you only had one snack. One cookie. Would you dunk it? Or just let it go?'

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