Family

Family jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Memes

Orphan

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Orphan

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Orphan

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Escape

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Orphan

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Dad

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Memory

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"