Family jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.