Family jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Memes
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."