Family jokes
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your Nan is dead.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?