Family jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Memes
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.