Family jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Hollow Knight Meme
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
You should always be happy about family and love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.