Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Memes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.