Family jokes
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.