Family jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.