Family jokes
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.