Family jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Memes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!