Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Your mother.