Family jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Memes
my mexican mom be like
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...