Family jokes
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.