Family jokes
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% π―
Memes
So relatable Tbh.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for Β£2 pound for girls stripper.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
βWill you raise me?β
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"