Family jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
So relatable Tbh.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.