Family jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they couldn't run home.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?