Family jokes

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents aren't!

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.