Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Family Jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
