Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯