Family jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Your mother.
Memes
ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.