Family jokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?