Family jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!