Family jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Memes
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.