Family jokes
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Memes
So relatable Tbh.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺