Family jokes
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."