Family jokes
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Memes
imagine having a mom
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.