Family jokes
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.