Family jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”