What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."