you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
What do you call a child with no family? Names
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
