Family

Family Jokes

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.