You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILY😭😭 *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
