What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.