What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
