Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
