Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Fall Jokes
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
