Fairy Tale jokes

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass flippers.

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.