Fairy Tale jokes
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"