Fairy Tale jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.