Fairy Tale jokes

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

What did the skeleton say to Shrek?

"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.