Failing jokes

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

Why do 911 jokes always fail?

They always crash and burn!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.