Failing jokes

When you fail art school.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Why did the orphan fail in baseball?

He couldn't find home.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?

They’re always spotted!

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.