One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
