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Sex worker

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Mama

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Job

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Jail

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Orphanage

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

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Orphanage

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Orphan

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Orphanage

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Classroom

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

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    • Canoe

    Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

    Orphanage

    I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

    Noose

    Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

    Orphanage

    So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

    God, I love working at an orphanage.

    Tylenol

    Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

    I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.

    Pool

    What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

    "No smoking."

    Tattoo

    Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

    But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.