What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
