Facility Jokes

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.