Facility jokes
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
POV school bathrooms
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Community talk
I was born in a mental facility.
I was born in a mental facility
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