Facility jokes
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Memes
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Community
I was born in a mental facility.
I was born in a mental facility
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