Facility jokes

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.