Face jokes

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"

The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."

The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

I hate wearing a mask in public.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.