Face Jokes

99 problems but a chin ain't one

I hate wearing a mask in public

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing ?

Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.

a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

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What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.

Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries

bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...