Face jokes
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Should I do a face reveal?
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Your face.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?