I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
*fart* 👀 oops😆
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
I got my EYE on you!
Can u see me
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
why cant the blind man see, because he cant see
Puns that’s how eye rool
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
Wahoo
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
