Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
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Why do we name hurricanes? To keep an eye on them
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed
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Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
Sauron said ̈Eye see all. ̈
Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Can u see me
*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??
what u call a dick wit 3 eyes preston
